Team Wide-Ass Tonnage

Dream Sponsor list:

• Wrangler (they actually make jeans in sizes for "us")
• Wal-Mart (they actually sell ditto)
• Jose Cuervo
• McMinnin's Terminator Stout
• Utz Snacks
• Pepsico (encompassing Mountain Dew, Burger King, KFC, Taco Bell)
• Frito-Lay (Chee-tos, Ruffles, Doritos)
• Nalley foods (every fat and salt group not previously covered)
• Pace Picante Sauce
• Hostess (the complete dessert gamut)
• the Fuentes cigar family
• Microsoft and MSN (what do you think we do to avoid exercise?)
• ...and of course the Honda PC800.